Kristy Lee Cook is the new VFTW pick! Why? Well even we all hate the lying horse-selling skank who can't sing. And she's definitely musical wallpaper. Since our picks have been going home, we decided to pick her to ensure that the producers send her home in 10th place. We'll get to vote for her and have fun, but make sure she goes home as a hilarious twist. And if she stays? That'd be just as funny, as she's terrible and someone better would go home. So it's win-win. Either Kristy goes home because we've cursed her, since so many people hate her confederate flag posing, planty, lying ways. Or Kristy stays and we all laugh about it. We can't lose! Either way, it's going to be a hilarious week, so vote for Kristy.
Vote for Kristy Lee Cook!
Fri, 03/21/2008 - 01:33 — thefunnystone
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Did anyone notice the two
Did anyone notice the two braids on her forehead... sort of a giant grass hopper antenna.... a patriotic one nonetheless..
OK, I'm getting this Kristy
OK, I'm getting this Kristy thing ... tagging her with the worst title is worth it ... I'm not sure that this site generates a huge swell of votes but many more people know who was picked here so thats funny and has an impact.
Her 8 days a week was hilarious with the bumble bee violins rushing her along.
I'm still going to cast votes for chickeze because I like him but I'll vote for kkk too for the vftw angle. Maybe someone else will get the axe.
yeahhhh.... Kristy you
yeahhhh.... Kristy you deserve the support of VFTW.... You're beautiful and you can stay in AI as long as you want.... THE BEAUTIFUL KRISTY FOR AMERICAN IDOL.... and David A. in second place.....
Jacuzzi OUT OUT OUT
They might actually keep her
They might actually keep her until Country night then let her go the following week (the first plant to be out).
So they will throw either Ramiele, Syesha, or Chikezie under the bus next. Unless Michael Johns gets worse (who reached his peak with Bohemian Rhapsody). They only put Carly Shitson in the bottom 3 for dramatic effect. Randy will commit hara-kiri/seppuku if she's taken out that early.
Kristy is not marketable
Kristy is not marketable because she is awful - Have you heard her sing anything that sounded good at all. The only thing that was marketable was America the Beautiful and still sucked. I'd like to see go further than the infamous Scott Sabol!!!
I just wanted to add one
I just wanted to add one more comment about those who didn't want to vote for kkk.
The three bottom were Amanda, kkk, and the Plant Carly.
Now that Amanda is gone, if we all join forces, and the same amount of ppl that voted for Amanda now voted for kkk, and the same amount of voters voted for the plant, then there is a descent chance we can get the blasphemous plant kicked off. That should be a goal of ours.
Damn, Coder, your good. If
Damn, Coder, your good.
If we can get CarlyPlant out this week...
Wow. :D
Didn't think of it that way.
http://www.kristy-boards.com/
http://www.kristy-boards.com/index.php?showtopic=162&pid=1441&st=0&#entry1441
LOLOLOLOL.
They are mad that she's the VFTW pick.
Rofl.
Anyone feel like laughing it up with me? :D
Stupid KKKristy Boards...-_-
I love how some of their
I love how some of their comments are "I hope someone else sucks next week so they'll be the VFTW pick". Two things about that:
1. You just admitted that she sucked/bombed bad enough last week (and recently) to become our pick, since you're conceding that you have to suck/bomb to wind up as the VFTW pick
2. Once the VFTW wagon is hitched to a horse, we ride it til it dies. You're stuck with us! Someone else could come out next week and pull an Ashlee Simpson on SNL thing, and she'd still be our pick!
Even funnier are those who rationalize this as a good thing, because votes are votes, and whatever keeps her in the game is a good thing. Yup, without VFTW votes, there's a good chance her confederate flag hanging butt (and yes, there are pictures of her in front of the flag, so you can't deny it!) would be heading home. There's a good chance it'll happen anyways.
And one person said that we happen to pick their favorite as our VFTW pick every year! Let me guess... you still have a Hanson CD in your player, don't you?
There is no sense when it
There is no sense when it comes to those that are disillusional.
And to the comment that we always pick who they like, well that just means, that they like some loser that never made it all the way. We did eventaully have to vote for Blake when it was him versus Chewbacca.
I wouldn't say we were bedfellows with AI, quite the opposite, I dont know why ppl would think that of us, they must not have read the home page of this site. And yes she can be quite skanky at times.
Damn hillbillies. Why can't
Damn hillbillies. Why can't they be chill like Amanda's fans?
GO AMANDA!!!!!!!
I just went there and let
I just went there and let them know how lucky they are to have kkk on board.
Hells yes. And, she IS a
Hells yes.
And, she IS a skank, to the reply they gave you. XD
Yay for Codernova. <3
I'm just afraid that this
I'm just afraid that this chick will put me to sleep before I could see the number to vote for her. But it would be really funny if she won.
I cannot believe how
I cannot believe how pathetic some of you people are being when you say you wont Vote for who Dave has chosen to be the Worster. You people should all be ashamed of yourselves. Vote for Kristy!
If we can get her into the top 5 that would be HILARIOUS. She has been in the bottom 2 for the past 3 weeks, and probably more. If we boost her now, Simon will start creating a universe for her as he did for Sanjaya. Isn't that one of the goals is to piss of Simon?
The major goal is to make AI appear to everyone out there that its a hoax, and if we if KKK up there, ppl will begin to think (those that are not aware already) that AI is CRAP, and the show will not continue on.
Plus i would like to see kkk kick the crap out of simon, maybe that will happen. So let us all unite and put your differences aside and Vote for KKK. She is the right choice because she sucks so baaad!!!
(Dont worry Chekize fans, he will be there for a while, is is in no danger)
Hey, I'm just gonna vote for
Hey, I'm just gonna vote for her to piss everyone off. That's revenge for taking our chile's place. We miss Amanda.
Enough with the KKK stuff. I
Enough with the KKK stuff. I don't know where you guys get that crap but just because she sings country music doesn't mean she is a racist redneck. And just because she is on the show doesn't mean she should be criticized that way. The videos they show from her home life shows she is a normal down-to-earth girl.
I'm not sure where you all are from but country music is huge and only growing larger in the US. I'm from Jersey and even here it is getting to be a really big deal. There have been a number of articles in our papers and magazines about the growth of country music.
^ Good point sxrsfan55. They
^
Good point sxrsfan55. They all show normal videos of the contestants home life. Like David Hernandez was shown as a "normal down-to-earth" "pizza bistro" guy. Was he just that? ;) That's what they do. Now what they do here is make fun of the contestants no matter how "normal down-to-earth" they happen to be.
Country music is indeed growing. But artists who sucks at won't be part of the growth, won't they?
I'll acknowledge that this
I'll acknowledge that this is Dave's site. To do with it as he wishes.
But I'm going to point out a little bit of irony here, then crawl back to my hole. Flame me or whatever you want, but this is what doesn't sit totally right to me about voting for KKKristy.
You put the decision to a vote. There was a winner in that vote. It was not KKKristy. You decided KKKristy is going to be the next VFTWer anyways, because of your personal feelings about her.
Does that sound like the actions of the producers of a certain show we all know?
KKKristy is POWDERED TOAST
KKKristy is POWDERED TOAST BITCH! lol
The funny thing is that they are kicking them out when we pick them! I thought this was a popular vote contest..? *twilight zone music*
If you're going to complain
If you're going to complain about KKKristy being the VFTW pick, maybe you should leave the site? :D
In all reality, I would hate to see the lying country whore last another week, which is why VFTW should support her. They seem to kick out the people that we support now-a-days...Or embarrassments *cough cough Caden cough cough*.
But, on the other hand, they might just keep her for Dolly Parton/Country week...Ew.
If she stays, I'm going to laugh. Hopefully CuntyPlant goes next week and KKKristy is in the bottom 2 with her. Wouldn't that be amazing?
(I still think Ramiele should be the pick. But, I'll vote for KKK, because I <3 this site.)
Kristy Lee sux!!! Vote her
Kristy Lee sux!!! Vote her off already. I think she should just go bac 2 watevr dark isolated hole she came from. Wats w/ that blonde bobblehead anyways?
OK C'mon...you want to vote
OK C'mon...you want to vote for Jason a/k/a Vinnie Barbarino from Welcome Back Kotter.
Jason's first gig after AI will be in the remake of Saturday Night Fever. Then he and Chikeze will play black-suit-clad hitmen in Pulp Fiction 2.
And for a finale, he'll be Danny to Kristy's Sandy in Grease 3. Can't you just hear them singing the duet at the carnival now?
"You better shape up... cuz I need a man..."
Then he'll join a Jamaican arm of the Church of Scientology and work to purge rastafarians of their alien spirit inhabitants.
Don't vote for Kristy - she's just a boring Oregon cracker that had poor judgment in which flag to pose in front of.
As Simon kept reminding
As Simon kept reminding contestants in the show. It's a singing competition. Chikeze may look like that freak semi-midget Gary Coleman of the 80's show, which makes him ugly. But he can sing better than KKKristy. KKKristy as everyone mentioned, sucks at singing, sucks at choosing the right song, sucks at interpreting the song, and has been annoying the viewers since the last leg of the final 24. Which again makes her a good VFTW material.
Ok so she is hot and can be good porn material but I don't think AI and their loyal fans prefer that over singing capabilities. They want someone who can SING. Sing in tune. Sing and sell records. KKKristy won't be able to do that. That's if she even move past the next elimination. I say let's vote for the Hot Hick and hope she Blows and Sucks.
You guys missed the boat on
You guys missed the boat on this one.
Sure, KKK is the worst singer...but...and I quote from the ABOUT US section on the home page here...
Her horrid singing doesn't matter much when she's as bland as my plain oatmeal this morning. You're all fools if you think the producers would rather have Chikezie over KKK as the winner. KKK can be molded like all the other IBW's out there & made to sound good via heavy studio production. No...what really matters here is who entertains the most while giving the producers & the public the finger.
Who had the gumption to openly mock all the contestants who are playing instruments by soloing on a harmonica with virtually no practice? Who had the sheer nuts to turn a Beatles classic into a ho-down-worthy bluegrass romp...TWICE? Who clearly doesn't give a crap what the judges think & marches to his/her own beat?
That, my friends, is Jacuzzi.
I agree with you Baka. A big
I agree with you Baka. A big part of this is to keep the ones with the most entertainment/shock value. You're dead on--she's one of the worst singers but she can be marketed heavily. Some people here have said that the plus of keeping her around is that she's "hot." Uh ok so does that mean we should vote for all the pretty boys and semi hot chicks? Totally losing focus here.
I also agree with Baka
I also agree with Baka KKKristy goes against what we used to stand for. I for one will not be voting for her, way too marketable and country fans are loyal so she will definatly be around for awhile even if we didnt support her. Chikezie on the other hand is entertaining and has no hope in hell of winning this thing. Never mind having a career in front of him, his just too crappy a singer. Plus we all voted in your poll and Chikezie won so obviously this is the person that the majority of people would vote for. The more people that say they'll vote for a person the better our chances, which right now are not good this year. Well I'll still support you guys but I'm off the voting wagon for now.
Baka makes good points,
Baka makes good points, except that the correct pick is Jason. He's goofy and entertaining, but is NOT a good singer and would make an atrocious album. He'd be a much more fun pick than Kristy. Chikezie actually has the potential to put out a good album.
I can see your points on
I can see your points on Jason, however I think he's too popular/pretty to really get behind once it's all said & done.
The public at large eats this guy up & his stuff sells well on iTunes. Even though he's goofy & not a great singer, protools would enable him to put out a successful album amongst the tweens. Hey, if people buy Jonas Brothers albums, they'd buy Jason's. The producers could do MUCH worse than having him win.
We'll never all decide on
We'll never all decide on the same pick. Which is why we pick ONE person and everyone votes for them. Just do it and we'll vote for Chikezie after Kristy goes home. And if Chikezie goes home first... oh well. Whatevia. No one cares about this show. ;-)
I voted for Chikezie, but
I voted for Chikezie, but I'll go along with KKK. What the hell, she can't last that long, anyway.
Chikezie's been fun, but he might become more boring as soon as he can retreat into Luther Vandross/cheesy R&B territory. He was forced out of his comfort zone by these theme nights, which might be the reason he took chances with those weird performances. I hope I'm wrong, though, then Chikezie can be the next worst choice.
I was all for Chikezie being
I was all for Chikezie being our pick, and I 100% didn't want KKKristy, because I can't stand her.
But your approach has changed my mind. This is going to be hilarious.
I will never vote for her,
I will never vote for her, but hopefully this sites' support will lead the judges to boot her off. But if Jason Castro or Chikieze go home over her I will be PISSED!
BTW, her visage on the toast
BTW, her visage on the toast = priceless!
I agree. Vote for
I agree. Vote for KKKristy.
As has been said before, there's no way we can lose with this one.
She is so annoying - not to mention fucking awful.
I bet her horse is glad she sold him.
I'd rather be in a bottle of glue than have to deal with the "twat of twang"
VFTW !
I Can't agree more!!! she's
I Can't agree more!!! she's the worst singer ever!!
I agree that the cariacture
I agree that the cariacture for KKKristy is too tame. She should be in full Klan Robe with Confederate Flag AND burning cross in the background. And she should be on her knees ready to blow either Simon's socks off or that damn horse of hers.
As I always say, if you cannot laugh at racist/Nazi beastiality cartoons, then you have no sense of humor.
i honestly think that kristy
i honestly think that kristy is wrong for vote for the worst. i think that it was pointless to pick her cause she is without a doubt going home next week. i honestly think you guys should have picked Chikeze because, even though i think he is a good singer, he can be obnoxious sometimes. not just with his attitude (making fun of simon's charcoal-colored t-shirts he wears all the time), but he can also kinda be like that stupid drunk-ass soul-poatrol-wannabe that shouldn't have won, taylor hicks, sometimes.
I thought..without a
I thought..without a doubt...that she was going home the first week and every week after that. You just never know.
I'm not going to vote for
I'm not going to vote for her. She'll probably get voted off next week, anyway. her favorite quote on the idol website: "Rope it, ride it, wrestle it, cowgirl it."
We should vote for KLC...
We should vote for KLC... mostly because she shouted how well she can blow Simon!
After she goes, can we please choose Rama-lama-ding-dong as the next worster? She's a pathetic little twit!
While deep down I disagree
While deep down I disagree with this choice I will support it just to see how fancy she can make a jean and tank top combo. There must be a limit.
For the record...I live in Seattle and have spent a lot of time in Oregon and have not heard one person sound a hickish as her. I loathe.
disclaimer: I realize that "hickish" is not word so save your breath.
Sorry I can't back you guys
Sorry I can't back you guys up on this one. You lost my 400+ votes.
But I will still watch, to witness the tragedy and car wreck that is.......Ammmmmerrrican Idol!
Yehaw! Man I hate that
Yehaw!
Man I hate that skank.
Ok will do, but not as
Ok will do, but not as enthusiastically as my "chile"
KKKristy Lee Cook =
KKKristy Lee Cook = Racist
American Idol = Racist
Kristy Lee Cook = American Idol(no way)
but I agree that we should vote for her since she is a unwatered plant who isn't as pimped as the other plants PLUS she sucks as hell!!!
Go Horse Seller!!!
The track record for this
The track record for this season isn't as good because there is so much dissention. If we want to keep anyone around, we need to unite together. KKKristy is the official worster pick. Whether you like or not, vote for her. The judges hate her and that's enough for me.
I think you should being
I think you should being trying to pick someone who you really have a shot at keeping on the show. Kristy has been in the bottom 3 every week so it is just a matter of time before she leaves. Besides everyone you pick gets voted off. Your track record is not that good this time.
I was glad to see Danny and Amanda go. I couldn't watch either one of them anymore. I Think David deserved one more week and Kristy should have gone that week.
As for everyone talking about the contract she had and she didn't make it then....well that describes have of the idols left.
PS. I want to see Chickeze stay a while!!!!!
This should be your first
This should be your first one in the mailbag, Dave.
With all this KKKristy
With all this KKKristy stuff, I expected to see a burning cross or a swastika on her forehead or something with her caricature at the top!
*disappointed poster is disappointed*