David Hernandez is Not Ashamed of His Past... at the Pizza Bistro

Posted by thefunnystone on March 14th, 2008 at 6:54 AM
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PageSix has a post-boot interview with David Hernandez where he says he's not ashamed of his stripper past. David is quoted as saying, “I think America is smart enough by now to know that people’s personal lives should not influence their musical career.” People's personal lives ALWAYS affect their careers. *cough* Britney Spears *cough* David also says that the producers knew about his stripping all along (duh) and that he's “not ashamed of anything in my past.” Past? This was like 5 months ago. You were doing it up until you had to leave for Hollywood week on Idol. That's not your past, that's like yesterday. Oh well, his delusions about getting a record deal are even funnier, but hey, maybe America likes closeted gay stripper pizza bistro workers more than we think! Maybe this whole thing has just taught him to stop lying for no reason at least.

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Elenauial
Posted: March 18, 2008 - 3:58pm
Joined: 12 Feb 2008

I'm not going to lie, I'd buy it.

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A.D.D. is a good title for Blake Lewis's album. Exactly how the world feels about it. "So I hear Blake Lewis has an album-Hey look! A cat!"

Wanda
Posted: March 19, 2008 - 9:43am
Joined: 21 Feb 2008

insaneinthesfv - Hey, I wouldn't be surprised if Alicia Keys would want to record a song with David Hernandez. That piece of crap song she has on the radio - "No One" sounds like it belongs on this week's Idol.

The first time I heard that song with it's cheesy lyrics and background music (which sounds like she gave her cousin Rudy a break and let him play his accordian in the background), not to mention the elevated sound of cymbals going off after each sentence, it made me realize that once you've put out one good song, you can record garbage and people will buy anything. Ask Phil Collins, Toby Keith and others that have fallen into that trap.

Shonathan Hilton
Posted: March 19, 2008 - 4:28pm
Joined: 18 Mar 2008

Seriously? He thinkgs is the past? lol
Well i wasnt lucky enough to see him completely naked.
I wish he can go back to strippin off his clothes.
I would die to see that lol

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hernandez__x3
Posted: April 1, 2008 - 5:47pm
Joined: 01 Apr 2008

Just to let you know, I DO LOVE CLOSETED GAY STRIPPER PIZZA BISTRO WORKERS! So you can just take your hatred for people better than you and shove it up your ass. Have a nice day. :]