David Hernandez is Not Ashamed of His Past... at the Pizza Bistro

Posted by thefunnystone on March 14th, 2008 at 6:54 AM
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PageSix has a post-boot interview with David Hernandez where he says he's not ashamed of his stripper past. David is quoted as saying, “I think America is smart enough by now to know that people’s personal lives should not influence their musical career.” People's personal lives ALWAYS affect their careers. *cough* Britney Spears *cough* David also says that the producers knew about his stripping all along (duh) and that he's “not ashamed of anything in my past.” Past? This was like 5 months ago. You were doing it up until you had to leave for Hollywood week on Idol. That's not your past, that's like yesterday. Oh well, his delusions about getting a record deal are even funnier, but hey, maybe America likes closeted gay stripper pizza bistro workers more than we think! Maybe this whole thing has just taught him to stop lying for no reason at least.

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Underwater
Posted: March 14, 2008 - 1:31pm
Joined: 14 Mar 2008

I have to agree that once a contestant is voted off, the hatin' really should stop. Hey I love this site, I read it daily and always punch the dial for the VFTW picks. But if you are really all about trying to keep the worsters on the show, then what is the point of beatin' on the contestants we managed to oust? We did the job - shouldn't we leave them alone to their post-idol fate now?

Don't spoil a fun thing by turning into a hate site. Post-idol beating just makes this site look malicious and cruel, with no purpose. Let's stick to the original intent - to keep the worst, and most horrendously entertaining, contestants on the show as long as possible!

KittyKat1974
Posted: March 14, 2008 - 2:13pm
Joined: 20 Feb 2008

You have totally contributed to his being voted off!

You're absolutely right. We forced David to take his clothes off for men and get paid for it. We should be so ashamed of ourselves.

*cries a little tear* All better now!

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Lzze23
Posted: March 14, 2008 - 2:16pm
Joined: 14 Mar 2008

Honestly, I think what you do here is pretty hilarious. I understand why you are doing it. American Idol has gotten more and more obviously staged since the beginning. The fact that Carly had a record deal before AI is really maddening. Having said that. I'm very irritated at this whole David Hernandez Stripper thing. It makes your site look homophobic and bigoted. I mean I'm really not sure what you are trying to accomplish with this stuff. Are we all suppose to be shocked and appalled that David was a stripper at a gay club. And just to clarify there are plenty of straight men who work at gay clubs, because they can make more money. But that's beside the point. I refer back to my previous statement. Is it really a shock that in the year 2008, in a free society, that a man can be a stripper. I'm just confused as to why this gets such shock value. If you are simply trying to state that he "lied" I raise two points, 1) I don't recall the show when the producers or the judges asked David about his past as a stripper. I mean if you are going to call him a liar than surely you have proof right. You have the episode of AI when he was asked about his life as a stripper and he lied? I can’t seem to remember that episode. 2) Is it not feasible that a man can possibly have more than one job? I mean he couldn't have worked at a Pizza Bistro AND a strip club? Funny, cause I don't know about you but I have had about 4 or 5 jobs in my life so far. But I guess I'm the only one. On a smaller note, anything that isn't in the present time is the past. So that includes "like yesterday" as you so wonderfully put it. That's just you know "like" logic. Anyway, that concludes my little tirade. Having a brother who is gay, a best friend who is also gay, and a friend who is straight and works at a gay club, I just thought you might want to know how offensive you're making this. I think maybe sticking to the voting, the actual reason why you started this little web site, is something you should consider.

badmammerjammer
Posted: March 14, 2008 - 2:39pm
Joined: 22 May 2006

I highly doubt we'll be seeing a hit record out by David Hernandez any time in the near future.

A hard core porno, definitely.

Mr_Glass
Posted: March 14, 2008 - 3:07pm
Joined: 12 Mar 2008

He's having great success and Alicia Keyes is busy trying to get him on the phone LEAVE DAVID ALONE

JohnnyDrama
Posted: March 14, 2008 - 3:11pm
Joined: 09 Mar 2008

WTF is a "Pizza Bistro" Has anyone EVER heard of a pizza bistro??. Are you fucken kidding me??? Who cares if he is straight or gay! The fact is.... he rubbed his ass against another man and most likely felt his clients ever growing JOHNSON throbbing against him!!

Are we to believe that this midget is going to have a career in music?? The fact is... Dave Hernandez is 5 foot 3 with zero personality!! Why would I buy ANYTHING this little troll might try and sell!! I gotta tell you.... he is DONE!!! Just because he wants to be a star does not make it so!!!

Yo David... I know you peep the site.... You are marginal at best! Do yourself a favor and go back to Johnny Wads lap!!

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Underwater
Posted: March 14, 2008 - 3:26pm
Joined: 14 Mar 2008

I think Lzze23's comment above is one of the more lucid and coherent comments I've seen on this board, and I agree 100%.

The problem with all this Hernandez-bashing is that it's destroying the credibility (and fun) of this site. Like Lzze23, I totally get the whole VFTW concept, and I'm on board with it. But it's now turning ugly, and into something I wouldn't want to be a part of.

Simon is always yammering on and on about "relevance". So to echo that concept, I submit that if VFTW wants to remain relevant, they need to stop diluting the site with illogical, nonsensical, malicious attacks with no validity.

Hey I get the idea of exposing plants, revealing scandals, and catching contenstants in bald-faced lies. But this whole David H stripper thing just doesn't qualify, and is coming across as puerile, mean-spirited homophobia.

Can we get back to the fun now?

Underwater
Posted: March 14, 2008 - 3:25pm
Joined: 14 Mar 2008

^^^"WTF is a "Pizza Bistro" Has anyone EVER heard of a pizza bistro??"

Uh...yeah. Have you ever heard of "google"? Try googling Pizza bistro. There are a ton of restaurants across the nation that call themselves that. David H didn't coin the phrase.

"Who cares if he is straight or gay! The fact is.... he rubbed his ass against another man and most likely felt his clients ever growing JOHNSON throbbing against him!!"

Who cares? YOU obviously do, with this blatantly homophobic post! So the question is, how does what David did with his ass have anything to do with Idol?

You might consider checking into Homophobia Rehab. Worked for Isaiah Washington.

MadJoebailey
Posted: March 14, 2008 - 3:42pm
Joined: 04 Mar 2008

Yay!! One more down.. now only 10 more stand in Amanda's way!

Come on worsters! Lets do it!

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cc64keys
Posted: March 14, 2008 - 3:47pm
Joined: 27 Feb 2008

Some guy with long hair.