And Finally... The Proof. David Hernandez Confirmed as a Stripper

Posted by thefunnystone on March 4th, 2008 at 5:09 AM
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And... we were right! Check out the story in the Associated Press today that confirms what we've been saying for a while now. David Hernandez stripped at a gay club called Dick's Cabaret up until September of last year, meaning he was still stripping when he tried out for American Idol. We have no problem with David stripping of course, we just think he shouldn't lie about it and pretend that he's straight. If you're a gay stripper, embrace it! Will this affect his time on the show? Who knows. He won't be kicked off, but he might lose votes. And as always, remember that VFTW is the best news source that tells you these things first.

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magooish
Posted: March 4, 2008 - 2:48pm
Joined: 02 Apr 2007

I don't rightly know what a "Freelance life ruiner" does, but welcome Alyn Rose!

Magooish

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Pallas
Posted: March 4, 2008 - 3:11pm
Joined: 21 Feb 2008

I think his "scandal" is going to be overshadowed by Danny's obscene Xmas rap video. Go Danny!

Demolishedman
Posted: March 4, 2008 - 3:20pm
Joined: 28 Feb 2008

Man, this story is being picked up all over. I'm still not getting what the big deal is. He's worked and stripped at gay clubs and showed his wang for money. No big deal in my book. I don't even think it means he's gay. I go to gay strip clubs here in Portland all the time and know some of the strippers are straight. The only issue for me is that if he is gay then I wish he didn't feel as if he has to hide it.

JaySix
Posted: March 4, 2008 - 3:30pm
Joined: 04 Mar 2008

As far as the competition goes, he's in mostly because of his looks so this may actually help. He sure as hell ain't gonna win on charisma.

As for the closet thing, I'm honestly torn. He's a D-level celeb at best, so what does he really owe anyone? My own life has taught me that being out is the easiest and most happy path for me, but if he's not there yet, I get it. When they put you on the Hollywood treadmill, you can sometimes get lost.

Basically, as long as we can keep Danny in for the Top 12, I'm cool. Worst? Best? Meh - I actually like the kid. It takes balls to be THAT out at his age.

Smartie
Posted: March 4, 2008 - 4:01pm
Joined: 02 Apr 2007

Shouldn't you be singing at a rodeo in Canada?

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tenn032
Posted: March 4, 2008 - 4:03pm
Joined: 04 Mar 2008

I personaly like David H and really don't care if he was a stripper. or even gay. it is his business none of ours. would you like to discuss your business in public? it does not change that he can perform he is one of the best on that show this year.

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Donzo
Posted: March 4, 2008 - 4:14pm
Joined: 04 Mar 2008

Vote for David! Gay Male Stripper to American Idol!! What a story line. Stripping in seedy bars for perverted men all the while knowing he's capable of so much more. Now he has a chance to turn his life around, to go from "worst" to first.
This story coming out now is the best thing that can happen to him. He will be the one that everyone wants to see tonight, it's human nature. His last song really took me by surprise and I was impressed. Now a lot more people will be interested in him. They will think of him as a victim of circumstance instead of a sleezeball. I could care less what he is. He's living the American Dream.

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TD
Posted: March 4, 2008 - 4:33pm
Joined: 04 Mar 2008

It seems "stripper" is becoming the new "every man occupation" these days. So far we have a stripper-author winning an Oscar and now this! Who knows?! Pretty soon it might bleed into politics and we'll be voting for our next President based on their flexibility, digital dexterity and who's got the fewest pimples on their butt. FINALLY! Someone's campaign theme song will be Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-a-lot.

"What a beautiful world this will be. What a glorious time to be free."

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Funnypeople
Posted: March 4, 2008 - 4:35pm
Joined: 04 Mar 2008

This site is brilliant. Thank you for entertaining me for a while. I about fell our of my chair at the office reading some of the hate mail your site gets.

As I read the US news this morning I was thinking, 'why and how do people get angry and crazy enough to do these mass senseless killings of strangers??' And after reading the violent hate mails your site recieves I am left with a similar question. Are people really that angry to violently threaten a website?

Well, I for one am glad they have an outlet during their 7 day waiting period for firearms, gives us a little more time to hope they don't go on any killing sprees.

Love the freedom of speech on your VFTW site. Those who think that AI isn't totally rigged also probably beleive the USA is a true democracy. It is supposed to be a democracy, but in fact it is a republic, just as the Pledge of Allegance states. It is quickly moving to a New World Order, (like AI) although many Americans would have it differently.

insaneinthesfv
Posted: March 4, 2008 - 4:49pm
Joined: 01 Feb 2007

It's as if TPTB got together and said, "Hey, let's make this season just for VFTW's amusement!".

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