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Posted by thefunnystone on February 29th, 2008 at 6:15 PM
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VFTW is still trying to find hard evidence that David Hernandez was a stripper at Dick's Cabaret in Phoenix. We've gotten nothing but supportive e-mails from half the population of Phoenix telling us that we're right. Here are some more pictures we found of David because he decided not to make his own personal Photobucket private. The first is apparently Halloween (David went as a stripper... clever), and the rest are with some buddies, including supposedly a friend he stripped with named Cliff. He seems very comfortable with the guys and likes to take his shirt off a lot if you catch our drift. David, stop hiding your sexuality on the show. Just come out already. Be proud like Danny.

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Smartie
Posted: February 29, 2008 - 8:42pm
Joined: 02 Apr 2007

Perhaps he was in a car accident and travelling really really fast and his clothes tore off from the speed?

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Nah, he's a stripper. Dave, come out for fucks sake. Everyone knows! Be PROUD of who you are. Do not hide it. Or pretend really hard on Idol interviews when you ask if there are any 'attractive women' available. Be yourself. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being gay. Anyone who has a problem with it has their own issues to deal with.

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txtallnblonde1
Posted: February 29, 2008 - 9:30pm
Joined: 21 Feb 2008

he's pretty hot but I definately think he's gay

ae.hunt
Posted: February 29, 2008 - 9:34pm
Joined: 06 Apr 2007

Who's the guy with the Dragon Ball-Z haircut?

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Cinemaniac86
Posted: February 29, 2008 - 9:39pm
Joined: 26 Feb 2008

Amen!

I think the voters aren't so much homophobic as they are closetphobic...they don't like uncertainty. When I came out, I was more widely embraced than when I was still keeping it amongst friends--because people just like to know one way or the other. Sure, they're nosy little cuntrags. But when you think about it, all other minorities are apparent on other people...so why not homosexuality? You don't have to wear fishnet shirts or anything...just admit it. You're a man and you're gay. Not a gay man, not a fag...just a man who likes men.

C'mon David, you fucking pussy. How do you think your boyfriend feels...?

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bowlwoman
Posted: February 29, 2008 - 10:43pm
Joined: 24 May 2006

What exactly is he smoking in the 7th pic? :D

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Kip the Dip
Posted: February 29, 2008 - 11:18pm
Joined: 23 Jan 2008

Too bad he couldn't hide it as well as Clay Aiken. XD

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Tejayes
Posted: March 1, 2008 - 12:00am
Joined: 22 Feb 2008

I don't know if he was a stripper, but these pics prove he's gay. Just look at pics 3-5. He's eating Special K! Of course, there's also a bottle of Smirnoff on the counter, so maybe he was too drunk to care. But still, what kind of straight guy eats Special freakin' K?

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luckylisa12002
Posted: March 1, 2008 - 6:07am
Joined: 29 Feb 2008

i definately think he is gay or at least bi and he could possibly be a stripper. i wish there was hard evidence lol but the pics you are coming up with are great and could prove you to be 100% right that he's a stripper. i think he should just come out and admitt it if it's all true. maybe he doesn't want to come out yet because maybe he hasn't told his family or many of his friends.. that might be the reason.

i've noticed some of the hottest guys are gay. so disappointing for a girl! lol j/k :)

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luckylisa12002
Posted: March 1, 2008 - 6:15am
Joined: 29 Feb 2008

If you couldn't sing, which talent would you most like to have?

Dancing! I'm horrible at that!

hahaha a question on the AI site for david hernandez... yeah sure buddy. you REALLY suck at dancing which is why he was gyrating his lower body so much during performances. looked like he has some major stripper moves going on.

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MyFeetHurt
Posted: March 1, 2008 - 9:20am
Joined: 21 Jan 2008

That picture was titled "New Years Eve," if that somehow gives you a clue!