Happy Holidays... Now Eat a Potato (Introducing Carly Hennessy)

Posted by thefunnystone on December 24th, 2007 at 5:07 PM
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Happy Holidays, Worsters! We have a small present for you... the name of that overpimped Irish girl who will be on this season's American Idol. You may remember her as the plant from season 5 who was suddenly dropped for not having a visa. Simon called her, "The only person I can genuinely remember from the auditions." Nigel Lythgoe, everyone's least favorite American Idol producer, is back to pimping the Irish girl this season, saying "there are three girls who are superb, including one girl we saw three years ago who wasn't an American citizen." Well, Vote for the Worst found out this mystery girl's name. She is none other than failed singer Carly Hennessy (pictured, left, with oddly tattooed husband). Literally, minutes after we outed Carly on our message board, she set her MySpace to private. Don't be scared, Carly. We love producer plants here at Vote for the Worst... seriously... OK, who are we trying to kid? If you want to see this enigma in motion, here's a crappy music video she did about blowing some guy (and his mind). We'll literally have to spend months with her, so we might as well get used to her.

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asimov_1
Posted: December 27, 2007 - 10:19pm
Joined: 04 Apr 2007

Oh thank the stars.....or unstars......either way....

WE'RE BACK PEOPLE!!!!

I see some of my friends from last years IDOL!

Hey Smartie! Nightwing! We're gonna have fun this round!

-MDog

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FU
Posted: December 28, 2007 - 4:50am
Joined: 28 Dec 2007

Carly is an amazing singer, and her husband is an extremely great guy! Don't be so quick to judge or you'll feel really stupid when you change your mind.

They are some of the coolest people ever! I vote them the BEST!!!

Smartie
Posted: December 28, 2007 - 7:28am
Joined: 02 Apr 2007

Hi Carly!

How does it feel to have $2 million spent on your dud album? Then have to resort to appearing on Idol to rescue your dead-in-the-water career?

Do you know how to say "Did you want fries with that?"? It's a handy skill you might want to pick up. To be sure, to be sure.

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smarterthanpickler
Posted: December 28, 2007 - 7:35am
Joined: 08 Aug 2006

Hi Carly and Todd. We'll make you our choice if Todd gives us a picture of the tattoo on his dick.

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magooish
Posted: December 28, 2007 - 8:52am
Joined: 02 Apr 2007

Hey F.U.

"Don't be so quick to judge or you'll feel really stupid when you change your mind."

I don't get you. Do you want us to chose her as our pick, or do you want us to leave her to the unwashed minions who may not know enough about her to vote her into the top 12?

Personally I don't care either way, but be sure that we do indepth research before we pick anyone. The tattoos are entertaining though, which makes her an early candidate for a VFTW pick!

Magooish

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Nightwing69
Posted: December 28, 2007 - 3:11pm
Joined: 31 Mar 2007

DUDE!!! PLEASE DON'T JINX US!!!

Crossing my fingers and toes,

M-Dawg

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Nightwing69
Posted: December 28, 2007 - 3:18pm
Joined: 31 Mar 2007

MDog!!!

BARK!!! BARK!!! BARK!!!

RUFF!!! RUFF!!! RUFF!!!

BOW-WOW!!! BOW-WOW!!! BOW-WOW!!!

Dude, I've totally missed you, my man!!!

WELCOME BACK, MR. CUT-TAH!!!

M-Dawg

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Nightwing69
Posted: December 28, 2007 - 3:23pm
Joined: 31 Mar 2007

Wow...hey, FU...don't bogard that pcp-laced joint, Baby!

I am SO on record saying I'd do her husband...but THAT'S ALL.

After hearing Carly "sing," your statement that she's an "amazing singer" rings just as false, stupid, brain dead and retarded as your next statement that hubby's "an extremely great guy."

Your reality check's in the mail, FU...don't FU (fuck up!) AGAIN and forget to cash it!

M-Dawg

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Smartie
Posted: December 28, 2007 - 4:55pm
Joined: 02 Apr 2007

We never went away! :) You should have stuck around for Canadian Idol!

Drop by the forum sometime - lots more fun in there!

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Nightwing69
Posted: December 29, 2007 - 4:13pm
Joined: 31 Mar 2007

FENDER!!! YOU JIXED US!!!

Your ways of magic are powerful indeed, warlock... :-)

Yep...Rick's coming back home. I just hope that he lays off the bracket-picking! :-)

M-Dawg

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