Next Great American Band Spoilers for 12/7/07
Remember, the show is on at 9 PM this week because Fox is trying to trick people into watching by switching Next Great American Band with Don't Forget the Lyrics. Lame. So anyway, if you want to know the fate of Light of Doom and the eliminated band, thanks to MJ's Big Blog... click "read more."
Dot Dot Dot has finally left the building. Making the final 4 the 2 overly hyped country bands, Denver, and LIGHT OF DOOM! The Plant Brothers add a bass player and drummer to their line up (rigged). An awesome quote from Caffiend at MJ's
But it quickly became evident that the producers have decided that
LOD’s run needs to come to an end. Sure, it’s been a kick to have these
junior rockers on the show, but for God’s sake, there is no way these
toddlers are getting a frikkin’ record contract! They did “We Will Rock
You,” and while I didn’t think it was that bad, it was skewered by all
three judges. And the original song was even more poorly received.
Yay!
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YAY!!! Those damned Dots are gone. Whoo!!
Now is the toughest week ever with only Denver being a weaker link than Light of Doom. So we ALL MUST VOTE!!! We are too close to winning this show to turn back now.
--CHAN
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No win will taste as sweet,
No youth will be as wasted,
No music will be as wrecked,
Nothing will piss of Nigel more,
No better opportunity to render the judges useless,
No VFTW pick will be so perfect
as LIGHT OF DOOM for the win!
Magooish
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An open letter to all the Dot3 fans:
Your band SUCKS!
And was beaten by a bunch of little kids!
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
Yours sincerely,
Smartie.
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I love the DOTS. I hope they get a record deal soon, I would love to have one of thier CD's. I like the Clark Brothers also, but feel they have thier foot in the recording door already with The CLark FAmily Experience, thier family group has had hit songs (Mean WHile Back at the Ranch). As long as those 1970 rocker children don't win I'm for anyone now.
ODE TO VFTW'S MAGNIFICENT EFFORTS to get L.icking O.ur D.ongs to the TOP of the NGAB HEAP!
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Yeah, my shorts are Fruit of the Loom!
Yeah, I'm voting for LIGHT OF DOOM!
These kids aren't dumb and they're not rubes;
Even lacking hair on pubes!
Nigel badly wants them off;
Nigel, turn your head and cough!
LIGHT OF DOOM will win it all!
And, yeah, each kid only has one ball!
VFTW will pull you through!
Losers! Get your lawlers and sew!
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Dedicated to Dreamy Magooish...
M-Dawg
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JMO, you're at the wrong site :)
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M-Dawg, you're a nutter :D
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It is a piece of VFTW history...M-Dawg the poet!
It ain't Robert Frost, but it may be even better....especially the lawlers part :)
BTW, happy to see you on the forums finally! And congrats on your Whatevia nomination. Nice piece of work that flame.
Magooish
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Congrats on your nom, Magooish! It was I that nominated your hysterical flame :)
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Smartie, my Darling, you've ALWAYS known that I was a nutter!
xo,
M-Dawg
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