Jorbacca Premieres Her New Single: "Tattoo"
Jordin Sparks was finally signed to Jive recently after allegedly having a hard time finding a record label. AOL's PopEater music blog has her new song Tattoo available for streaming. With cliche lyrics like "Just like a tattoo, I'll always love you" we're betting it won't be getting a lot of radio play anytime soon... unless payola is alive is well. Which it is. So expect to hear this crap every hour for the next few months.
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Dude...this is such BRUTAL fucking news...
Somehow, somewhere, I held on to the hope that Cryptkeeper Clive couldn't use The Dark Arts to get this beastie to produce a single that would get radio-play...
"Just like a tattoo, I'll always love you"...
WHAT THE FUCK???!!!???
Just wait 'til Amy gets out of rehab...we'll all get to go to her American tour and bask in the glow of a TRULY talented singer/songwriter...
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I did a click and play of Jorbacca's new song today when I was surfing entertainment news. Needless to say I'd rather be going into a dark room with a hockey masked undead corpse in the back with a chainsaw and an icepick than ever hear that primal scream of a song again.
Peter Noone's " Henry the 8th I am" is a masterpiece compared with this piece of shit song. It's right up there with Bobby Sherman singing "Easy come easy go".
Which is what they will be saying about Jorbacca's career once this single hits the airwaves.
Magooish
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Simply put: More manufactured Idol pop crap. But the tweentards will buy it. They're really easily convinced.
This is EXACTLY why American Idol is such a fraudulent joke. Built on lies and manipulated, rigged, fixed results it ensures that Bob Dylan would never even get an audition and that Jordin Sparks wins before she even has an audition.
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HAHAHA love the photo!
Well, Seacrest is pimping "Tattoo" on his morning radio show, so yeah, expect it to be as overplayed as "Home" or "It's Not OOO[goat vibrato]oooover!!!"
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Was someone in the background administering CPR?
Yep, that was pretty awful.
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Maybe I am just to old to appreciate the music, but that...was not pleasant. I wold change the radio station if that was on.
I do not know how to explain it without sounding stupid. (Partially because I do not know the proper musical terms).
There did not seem to much of a change in the tempo or style from the start to the end of the verse.
She did not seem to sing, but rather she seemed to talk in a melody voice (which is probably why it did not seem to change). It was just boring, the song did nothing for me.
Finally, what does she know about the permanence of a tattoo or love? She is only a kid.
Just to show that I can be nice, I will say this in her defense. I am not her target audience (thank God), so therefore it does not matter if it appeals to me
I heard a rumor that when Jorbacca goes out on tour, after every show, she is going to treat her 10 year old audience to milk and wookies.
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