Blake is Trying as Hard as Possible Not to Win!

Posted by thefunnystone on May 17th, 2007 at 3:10 PM
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We've learned that after the show on Wednesday, the coin was flipped to find out who would sing first. Blake won, but decided to let the producers or Jordin pick. The winner almost always sings second, so the Wookie picked the second spot. This is hilarious, Blake doesn't even want to win, because he doesn't want to be attached to Idol for the rest of his life. This means he will go all out to mess up big time this week and provide us with some great VFTW victories! It also means that we have to help him win to make Idol mad, since everyone involved with the show is salivating over a Jorbacca win.

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blondey104
Posted: May 18, 2007 - 3:35pm
Joined: 28 Apr 2007
I also don't believe that there has been one winner left hung out to dry. All of them have moved on to bigger and better things. What the hell?? who won last year.. and how many albums did he sell ya so correction to that thank-you very much
curmudgeon
Posted: May 18, 2007 - 3:42pm
Joined: 18 May 2007
Thanks, Dawg, I'm honored. I hope to be kicking more ass and chewing more gum in the future (sans that 'chewing the gum' part)
Kev from WA
Posted: May 18, 2007 - 5:34pm
Joined: 23 Apr 2007
Hey y'all. So I was reading the TV Guide and there was of course an IDOL blurb interviewing the "top 3". Ms. Doolittle admitted to knowing about the Shrek name calling. Interesting? I really have no witty banter to post today, just thought I would make that comment. If I see one more GO BLAKE poster around town here (Bothell WA) I may spew forth gobs of Corn Blakes or Blake Flakes. Ewwwwww. It is all anyone talks of here. Shoot, I cannot even fill my gas tank without being reminded. And then, I laugh.. . . Because I am in on the joke! I love you guys. Really I do. Thank you so much for making my days brighter and my nights. . well you know. __________________________

Love, Kev

liberacy
Posted: May 18, 2007 - 8:17pm
Joined: 03 May 2007
wtv... PLEASE PLEASE get Blake to win somehow! that way he'll be tied with the dumbass contract and I won't have to see his stupid homemade pants again... and I don't want to hear him spit either. Not for a looooong time __________________________

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Smartie
Posted: May 18, 2007 - 8:31pm
Joined: 02 Apr 2007
Thanks Tom! Does that mean that bloody Wookie is going to sing that song again, that she did last week? Agh, I don't know it personally but her rendition of it made my cats howl and run away - I think it hurt their ears! The winning single is always sucky - the ones I've heard here, from Australian Idol, are truly vomit inducing shit. Oh my ears.....I'll be brave and watch the lowlights via YouTube. http://smartiesplace.blogspot.com __________________________

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Smartie
Posted: May 18, 2007 - 8:33pm
Joined: 02 Apr 2007
Mark, if you think that schlock is at all good, you need your hearing checked and a taste of REAL talent fed to via IV. Truly, you have deplorable taste. Get help. http://smartiesplace.blogspot.com __________________________

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TySoxfan
Posted: May 19, 2007 - 8:09pm
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
So Blake doesn't want to win, and you're still going to try and force him to? You're sick! I thought you actually liked the people you "voted" for. But I guess not--you don't care about them. You could be ruining their lives and you don't even know it--all you care about is fucking up Idol. If you hate it so much just fucking ignore it! It makes a lot of people happy! As for you're brilliant "reasons" for trying to screw with Idol, if producers turned singers away in the beginning, it's because they WEREN'T AS TALENTED AS THE ONES LET THROUGH or they WEREN'T AS ENTERTAINING AS THE ONES LET THROUGH. If the achingly bad singers let into the audition room don't know that they suck, it's their own fault. Just stop, seriously. What kind of sadistic people are you? Why do you enjoy ruining people's lives?
Beverly0817
Posted: May 20, 2007 - 12:01am
Joined: 04 May 2007
TySoxfan, I am not sure if I know the correct answer to your question, but I would like to at least guess at the answer. You asked, "Why do you enjoy ruining people's lives?" ANSWER: Probably because it pisses people off.
Nightwing69
Posted: May 20, 2007 - 5:39pm
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
Dear jaypee: I've missed you!!! xo, M-Dawg __________________________

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Nightwing69
Posted: May 20, 2007 - 5:43pm
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
Dear TySoxfan: Yikes! You sound pretty nuts/crazy/wacky/KOO-KOO!!! Your grasp on this site's purpose and your grasp on reality are both pretty poor...PLEASE GET SOME HELP. SOON. M-Dawg __________________________

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