Blake is Trying as Hard as Possible Not to Win!

Posted by thefunnystone on May 17th, 2007 at 3:10 PM
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We've learned that after the show on Wednesday, the coin was flipped to find out who would sing first. Blake won, but decided to let the producers or Jordin pick. The winner almost always sings second, so the Wookie picked the second spot. This is hilarious, Blake doesn't even want to win, because he doesn't want to be attached to Idol for the rest of his life. This means he will go all out to mess up big time this week and provide us with some great VFTW victories! It also means that we have to help him win to make Idol mad, since everyone involved with the show is salivating over a Jorbacca win.

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Rhine
Posted: May 18, 2007 - 12:09pm
Joined: 09 May 2007
I am wondering how the Dial Idol results for this season will pan out. They boast an 80-something percent accuracy rate for the last 5 seasons, and I have noticed their results SEEM to have been less accurate this season... That might lend credence to some of the rigging theories. (Is there anyone else out there who wants to hear Sanjaya sing Donny Osmond's "Puppy Love"????)
curmudgeon
Posted: May 18, 2007 - 12:24pm
Joined: 18 May 2007
Sanjaya singing 'Puppy Love'? *raising hand Talk about cheese-alicious...they need to bring in that crying girl so he could sing it to her. That would be perfection.
Beverly0817
Posted: May 18, 2007 - 12:26pm
Joined: 04 May 2007
It's sad, but true! I just don't see why anyone would find Jordin attractive! I want to see her beside Randy. I wonder if she is larger than he is! I bet she is!!!! Anyway, Magooish, we got alotta work to do! We have to convince the Melinda fans to vote for Blake! Do her fans have a website? We don't have long to work on this. It's going to be extremely hard for Blake to beat Jorbacca. I bet it will be 60%-40% or even less than 40% for Blake. But I promise to vote for Blake at least a hundred times, and I will probably send just as many texts. I'm going to get all my "cingular wireless" friends to vote for him as well! I do realize that our efforts will more than likely be useless. Idol is going to crown Jordin regardless. Or did they do that several weeks ago? Do they really get a crown? I can't remember! They're going to have to have a really big crown for that head!! Ha! I gotta go to work, but I will be here around midnight. Let me know of anything you think we can do to get the Doolittle fans to help us! I hope Melinda is voting for Blake, too!!
Nightwing69
Posted: May 18, 2007 - 1:20pm
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
Dear career musician: 25 years, huh? And that means...um...exactly what in relation to this site? The show is a shit-filled cesspool, filled with lying, cheating, manipulating. Competition? What planet are you from? This mediocre TELEVISION REALITY SHOW is damaging simple minds (like yours, for instance) by visually drugging you simpletons into thinking that this is some sort of cosmic event. The only thing that anyone should get is you getting a life, Back-up Band Boy. M-Dawg __________________________

M-Dawg

Nightwing69
Posted: May 18, 2007 - 1:24pm
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
Dear MrMakersMark: Aha! I KNEW that you and I would cross paths again? How ya' doin', Sweet Cheeks? Anyway...please read my comments above to career musician regarding what I believe to be AI's dangers. Now, how are we going to play this? Will we be naughty or nice? M-Dawg __________________________

M-Dawg

Nightwing69
Posted: May 18, 2007 - 1:32pm
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
Dear davidlind: Nice commentary! M-Dawg __________________________

M-Dawg

Nightwing69
Posted: May 18, 2007 - 1:34pm
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
Dear curmudgeon: Two kick-ass posts!!! RIGHT ON!!! M-Dawg __________________________

M-Dawg

Rhine
Posted: May 18, 2007 - 3:03pm
Joined: 09 May 2007
It WOULD be perfection! You are wise. I am still trying to figure out if AI did more for Sanjaya or if Sanjaya did more for AI. I think it's the latter, but my calculations are incomplete.
curmudgeon
Posted: May 18, 2007 - 3:22pm
Joined: 18 May 2007
I have visions of that scene in 'Top Secret' where Nick Rivers sings to that teenage girl in the crowd, and at the end, she klunks loudly to the floor in a dead faint. Come to think of it...Val Kilmer sang better in that movie than any of these Amer-aoke pretenders.
magooish
Posted: May 18, 2007 - 3:34pm
Joined: 02 Apr 2007
That was hilarious! HAHAHAHHa!!!!! Thanks for a great chuckle. I'd forgotten that movie. Magooish __________________________

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