Paris Bennett is a Worster

Posted by thefunnystone on April 13, 2007 - 12:47pm

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As if having Kevin Covais guest star on her album wasn't proof enough, TMZ.com reports that Paris Bennett is indeed a Worster who is voting for Sanjaya. Paris said on the Tone E Fly Morning Show in Minneapolis that Idol is a "joke" and that she and a few other contestants are helping VFTW screw with the show. "We want to see him [Sanjaya] win because it'll kind of prove that 'American Idol' is kind of losing its taste," says Bennett. Fans of VFTW may remember that we weren't fans of Paris last year at all, but if she's supporting us, we'll support her. It's always nice to see past contestants agreeing that the show is a joke. What say you now, die hard Idol fans? Go VFTW! __________________________

angry_ferret_jones

April 13, 2007 - 12:52pm

Paris Bennett is going to be sued by my couson's frend who is a lawyer really. And he is going to make a website called www.parisbennettisgoingtogetsuedifshedoesntstopvotingforsanjaya.com. And he can do it too, because he has computers and stuff and he knows internets. I snort the bunny nose.

John Jacob

April 13, 2007 - 12:55pm

but but but I'm a Fanjaya because he's Sanjaya! __________________________

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cry_me_ariver

April 13, 2007 - 12:56pm

LOL. Love it. That's exactly the sort of thing some dimwit fantard would write in to us. "Because he has computers and stuff"... priceless! __________________________

This is almost as big a treasure as when the emperor discovered the formula to great Star Wars dialog... "something something something DARK SIDE, something something something COMPLETE!"

cry_me_ariver

April 13, 2007 - 12:57pm

This is the news story of the week, next to Sanjaya surviving to sing on Country Night. Nothing like a VFTW VICTORY to bring on the weekend. Thanks, Dave! __________________________

This is almost as big a treasure as when the emperor discovered the formula to great Star Wars dialog... "something something something DARK SIDE, something something something COMPLETE!"

GBU

April 13, 2007 - 12:58pm

"Dear angry_ferret_jones, The Good Book says "If you can't say anything intelligent, then shut the fuck up." I think there's a lesson in there for you, my child. Paris has seen the light and speaks the Gospel of VTFW! Amen! Peace and love, Jesus PS. Go Sanjaya!" __________________________

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-Audra

MrMakersMark

April 13, 2007 - 1:20pm

Wow bitter much? Not that I care, but isn't she more than likley still under some kind of contract?

KS AI Fan NOT

April 13, 2007 - 1:24pm

angry_ferret_jones, One question.....why in hell would you waste your time and energy posting your comment????? Is your cousin's friend (not couson's frend) going to sue you for not being able to spell?

Izi

April 13, 2007 - 1:29pm

Paris Benett and all the other dumb asses are just cynical people and jelous that did not make the cut. They dont give a F... about Sanjaya who by the way he sucks D... The only thing Sanjaya can do is play with his body hair. lets see maybe Dolly Parton will show up for the country songs competition. You people are just sick cause Sanjaya will be forever damaged by this experience. How good does it feel to last in this competion so far because people think you suck but they will vote for you anyway. You think the judges keep the bad singers for entertainment--but that is Exactly what you people are doing. No better really, just more F...ed in the head thats all. Keep going--spend your money for a loser. His ending time will come.

Izi

April 13, 2007 - 1:31pm

And you are an Idiot for responding to such coment but again you are a bigger IDIOT for voting for F.... Sanjaya what can you expect!

LaSexorcisto

April 13, 2007 - 1:32pm

"Bitter" was exactly what I was thinking. She'd be singing a different tune had she won or had the Idol producers backing her up like with Daughtry. That being said, this is quite hilarious. She was/is more talented than anybody left right now (except maybe NoNeck). I wonder how many contestants are really voting for Sanjaya, and which ones would they be.