Why would you want to hurt Sanjaya like this? It's one thing for you to want to bring down American Idol - which is strange, but why this young kid? His talent is what it is. If people vote "honestly" then he'll either stay or leave accordingly. But to vote for him because you say he is the "worst" and obviously just a pawn in this sick game you are playing, is just beyond cruel.  Why would you want to destroy him this way?

Why would you want to destroy him this way?

 Geez, I didn't think Lianimal's singing was that bad. 

 

My Mom: You sound like Tom Petty with a headcold.

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Kyle Ensley: Because you can't be an American Idol AND a politician.

 I asked my 10 year old son to be a guest judge, and give each of the songs a listen and a score on a 0-10 scale. Here's his scores:

Moose - Can You Feel the Love Tonight 0/10
Grima - Two Worlds 1/10
Turdparty - The Siamese Cat Song 2/10
Lianimal - The Bare Necessities 3/10
Laura - Zero To Hero (Sanjaya Version) 4/10
MagickPoultry - The Bells of Notre Dame 1/10
Johnnywang57 - You'll Be in My Heart 1/10
Macattack16 - Reflection -1/10

If choosing a "worst idol", Macattack16 sucked the hardest and gets our vote; but the poll asks us to vote for our favorite AYTWI Disney performance, and Laura would get our vote as favorite if we are to choose the least horrible and painful to listen to.

 I need voting guidance, are we suppossed to vote for the Melinda or Sanjaya of the bunch? Help!

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4 out of 10 from a 10-year old judge?  AWESOME!  Thank your son for me!  

aw, i liked cutiecutiecakehoney (and by "liked" i mean thought was the most entertainingly crappy). my new favorite is macattack. bring on the ear-splitting awesomeness!!

Grima, my suckage knows no boundaries....lol

Hey!  How'd you get 4?  I only got 3!  I know, I know, it's because you're better-looking *sigh*  Always a fug hausfau, never a bride! lol

Lianimal,

My 10 year old gave a listen and a score. I would have reversed these two; a 4 for you and a 3 for Laura. I also suspect that a number of the worst scorers were faking being bad, or artificially augmenting their badness, but my son did not think they were faking their wretchedness.

You were good, really good (if a 3/10 or 4/10 can be called good), which may not be good for this competition.

Since I think the worst were faking it, I've decided to vote for the best, and will be voting for Laura, and even worse for a Worster - I'm going to vote split and throw a vote or two your way.

 

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id say moose dominated here

we shd send him to real idol so we can hav sum1 2 vote for next year

Macattack16 by far the best! My family was cracking up.