Jackie Tohn to Be Our Guest on VFTW Raido This Wednesday, February 10
The talented and hilarious Jackie Tohn will be our guest for the second half of VFTW Radio this Wednesday, February 10. Jackie was entertaining from start to finish on her much too short Idol ruin, always out to entertain. And since the show, her videos and band Powerfox and Ponymane have cemented our opinion that we love her. Find out what else she's been up to since Idol. So tune in on Wednesday from 10-11 PM Eastern on the All Digital Radio Network for the show and make sure to call in and talk to show Jackie some love.
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Howard Stern In Serious Talks To Replace Simon & VFTW Mention!
Christmas was over 6 weeks ago but for Worsters, Christmas is now on February 8 as first off, Howard Stern confirmed he is in very serious discussions to become the new judge on American Idol...
Howard Stern told his satellite radio listeners on Monday that he is considering leaving Sirius – and radio altogether — to become a judge on “American Idol.”
Stern confirmed a report that Fox is interested in hiring the Sirius shock jock to replace Simon Cowell on the reality show.
“There’s not a better job on the planet than judging that f—ing karaoke contest,” Stern said.
Howard discussed the situation on his radio show today and if you're talking American Idol, you've got to talk votefortheworst.com as Robin (correctly) gave us credit for getting Taylor Hicks to win Season 5, and how awesome we are in general!
This audio clip also gives you a bit of an idea of what Howard would bring to the show. Fatties, get ready to be humiliated. Ugly girls, you needn't apply. Closeted gay men, get ready to get dragged out screaming.
In other words...VFTW Victory!!!
Chris Daughtry at The Super Bowl- Do. Not. Want.
We've been joking around here for years that Chris looks like a Penis With Ears. But now, he just looks like a gaping hairy asshole. Chris would've done well this year with the group of male fugs we have, instead of losing to Taylor Hicks.
Is Randy Jackson Leaving American Idol After This Season Too?
Finally, the judge that should've been gone a long time ago is possibly being shown the door. Popcrunch is reporting that Fox is trying to revamp the show and might get rid of Randy since the other 2 original judges will be gone. The article says, "Randy was basically told that there was a very good chance he was not going to be asked back after this season." It's no loss. Randy has never contributed anything worthwhile to the judging panel. He and Kara are competing to see who can be the most worthless and annoying this season, and it's finally catching up to him. Unlike how sad we were to see our boozehound Paula Rehabdul go, Randy won't be missed by anyone if he's given the pink slip.
Casey James Is A Repeat Convict
A lot of fat housewives and raging tards have been drooling over Casey James. Well, drool over this...
RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that James has a criminal background and has served time in county jail following offenses of driving while intoxicated, driving with an invalid license and reckless driving.
The first listed offense, for reckless driving, is from 11/03/01. James pled guilty,
was fined $200 and given 30 days in jail as well as being placed on probation for 12 months.Next up, on 12/29/02 James was busted for driving with an invalid license, to which he pled guilty, was fined $200 and sentenced to 30 days in jail. Finally, on the same date James was arrested for driving while intoxicated, to which he also pled guilty, was fined $300 and sentenced to 75 days in jail.
Hey Freaks, you're drooling over a drunk repeat convict who doesn't give a shit if he runs over children...maybe yours. You make me sick! Kick this inconsiderate convict off the show NOW!!!
'Idols for Haiti' Fundraiser in Nashville
If you're in the Nashville area, some of VFTW's favorite contestants from last year are doing a fundraiser to help benefit a charity called "Buckets of Hope for Haiti." The fundraiser is a concert on Monday, February 8 at 8 PM at 3rd and Lindsley in Nashville. The Idols appearing are Brent Keith, Alex Wagner-Trugman, Felicia Barton, Ricky Braddy, and Anne Marie Boskovich. The show is free and we're assuming they'll be accepting donations there. So attend the show if you're in the area and help a good cause.
Howard Stern To Replace Simon Cowell?
There's a wacky article this morning saying that Howard Stern is Fox's first choice to replace Simon Cowell. According to the article...
An insider said that producers of the hit Fox show say Stern, America's highest-paid radio personality, is their top choice to take over from Cowell, who leaves at the end of this season.
They approached Stern after he repeatedly mentioned on-air that his exclusive Sirius XM Radio deal expires next January and he was open to other offers. Cowell was paid $50 million a year.
A source connected to Idol said, Its one of the few shows that could compete with Stern's $100 million-a-year Sirius contract, and Idol bosses think he would be even nastier than Simon.
They know he would be great TV and would clash with the other judges such as Ellen and the contestants. Idol will do what it takes to sign him.
Along with having their voices evaluated, should future contestants now also expect to have their genitals evaluated? Along with being asked about their experience in music, will they also be asked about their experience in anal sex? Howard loves VFTW, and American Idol already is a complete freak show anyway, so we say Go For It!
What comments could you imagine Stern making to past contestants?
Kelly Clarkson Rips on Taylor Swift's Manager
After Taylor Swift sucked ass at the Grammys, people were understandably annoyed that she won awards. The head of Taylor's recoed label, Scott Borchetta, attempted to defend her by saying, "This is not American Idol. This is not a competition of getting up and seeing who can sing the highest note. This is about a true artist and writer and communicator. It's not about that technically perfect performance." Understandably annoyed, because Taylor Swift is a rat faced bitch who can't sing, Kelly Clarkson shot back at Scott. Awesome. Loving Kelly and her cajones.
Wow …..Dear Scott Borchetta,
I understand defending your artist obviously because I have done the same in the past for artists I like, including Taylor, so you might see why its upsetting to read you attacking American Idol for producing simply vocalists that hit ‘the high notes’. Thank you for that ‘Captain Obvious’ sense of humor because you know what, we not only hit the high notes, you forgot to mention we generally hit the ‘right’ notes as well. Every artist has a bad performance or two and that is understandable, but throwing blame will not make the situation at hand any better. I have been criticized left and right for having shaky performances before (and they were shaky) and what my manager or label executives say to me and the public is “I’ll kick butt next time” or “every performance isn’t going to be perfect” ……I bring this up because you should take a lesson from these people and instead of lashing out at other artists (that in your ‘humble’ opinion lack true artistry), you should simply take a breath and realize that sometimes things won’t go according to plan or work out and that’s okay.
Sincerely,
One of those contestants from American Idol who only made it because of her high notes.
